OFF ON THE ROAD TO MANDALAY

There’s The Road to Mandalay with Bob Hope and Bing Crosby (only if you’re old enough to remember) or there’s Mandalay Rum which is ageless. A 22 minute flight here at 6 AM starts the juices flowing early. One of our first visits was to a school in a rural village. The classroom is basically outside so the kids have a free run about. About 60 kids went wild when someone in our group brought a frisbee for them. Of course the men in our group got to teach them how to use it. Kids are kids everywhere.

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20130119-134128.jpgOn to the Stupa’s and Temples, this time by horse driven carts.

20130119-134328.jpgI did get to drive the ox that was grinding peanuts to feed the pigs. Machinery is literally unknown.

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BAGAN, BURMA, LAND OF THE STUPAS

We are using planes like most people use buses. This morning, 5:00AM off to Bagan. We will be plane hopping all over the country along with the Burmese. We landed in Bagan and immediately knew this was eerie. There are over 4400 Stupas and temples in a 20 square mile area. Stupas are where the monks ashes are put, but so many. Most are over 900 years old, just everywhere you look.

20130117-211333.jpgWe had a fun ride through the fields, my driver was extremely entertaining, trying to teach me Burmese, a true lost cause.

20130117-211649.jpgA sunset cruise topped off the day

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SOME IDEA OF LIFE IN A POOR COUNTRY JUST STARTING OUT OF TYRANNY

I think most Americans that think they know what poor people live like should visit a country that is poor. The Burmese do have hope now that they are somewhat freer but it will take many years. This morning we had fun taking a “local bus”. There were 14 people squashed inside and at least 12 hanging on the back and 5 in the front seat. The seat belt rule would be laughable.

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20130115-205509.jpgOur really interesting stop was at the University which has not allowed visitors in over 20 years. They are trying to be more open and our guide got us in. Most students were sent to other schools many years ago so there would not be a large enough group for student dissent. Now almost all the students are working on graduate degrees, mainly foreign relations or business law. We went to where the students were having a mid morning break. We all picked a table and joined them, more fun. All spoke good english and were delighted to talk to us. I sure hope they can make it. In the past, even when they graduated there were no jobs, I don’t mean no jobs like we think of it, there are no jobs period, for anyone. Our guide has his graduate degree in physics and is guiding tours. They were do cute and took lot of photos of me, so I reciprocated.

20130115-211838.jpgWe went to the docks where they were unloading the boats, no cranes or machines here. We talked with a guy carrying the bags of rice and other products. He makes about $6 a day and the job will end on Sunday. He lives in the country in a lean-to with 3 other family members. He has no hope of anything better because he quit school and there are no jobs for him to do. Many eat on the docks at the street vendors. It’s too bad I can’t convey the sounds and smells in these photos.

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ARRIVE YANGON, FORMERLY RANGOON, BURMA

Personally I like the name Rangoon better, these countries keep changing their names and their cities name and it takes the-romance out of visiting them. Yangon is a big city, ery poor by most any standards. Burma just opened to foreign travel a year ago and after being under military-socialist rule (our guide called it the nightmare years) it is going to take a long time to get up to speed but the people seem excited to do so. We spent today just walking around the city. It is truly like being in any poor third world coountry

20130115-131527.jpgIn the evening we went to one of the most amazing places Ive ever been, and I’ve been to some pretty spectacular places, the most sacred Buddhist site in Burma–the Shwedagon Pagoda, (google it)also known as the Golden Pagoda. It can be seen for miles, especially at night. I have no idea how big it is but it has to be acres of gold buddhas and temples. I like the photo with me and monk in the background, makes me feel really holy.

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20130115-132456.jpgI love the letters of their language shown on their license plates and of course the always interesting signs.

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OUR LAST DAY IN LAOS

I think I always imagine the Mekong delta in Viet Nam when I hear the Mekong river. I never thought about where the river came from. It originates in Tibet and flows through Laos to Viet Nam. Our last day we took a trip up the river to a cave and then had lunch on the boat

20130114-213809.jpgOur entertainment at our farewell dinner was pretty similar to most local shows with beautiful young girls doing traditional Laos dances.

20130114-213941.jpgAs a final good bye we lit lanterns made out of rice paper and sent them off to the sky. I’m surprised all of Laos hasn’t been burnt to the ground by now

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FEEDING THE MONKS, EATING BBQ RAT AND VISITING THE VILLAGES, WHAT A DAY

The morning started at 5AM with feeding the monks. Who knew that the monks have absolutely nothing and no way to buy anything, so everything is given to them by the local people (Buddhists) who voluntarily take care of them. So every morning, rain or shine, people cook up their sticky rice at home and bring it to the sidewalk and the monks walk by with everyone putting a spoonful of rice in their bucket. Lunches are brought by locals to the monastery and they have no dinner. So here I am doling it out

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20130111-201312.jpgIt should be noted Buddhists are very nice folks. Our guide was a novice for 6 years, now his is a married father but still many days gets up at 4AM cooks the sticky rice, goes out and spoons it out, goes home and has breakfast and then goes to the monastery to clear his head for the day. Very peaceful people.
Now on to the eating of the rat. We ventured to the country side visiting locals. On our first stop they had just barbecued a rat and offered it to us. Only one other, besides me, tried it. It was really quite delicious even though it looked terrible.

20130111-201826.jpgWe then visited a family of eight that lived in a very small (understatement) house (understatement) The couple was 17 and 16 with their one month old baby. He was raised in this house.

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20130111-202136.jpgOn to the next adventure, lunch with a family that gave us a taste of their homemade hooch, which tasted like Scotch, but was marinated, or whatever you call it, with a snake, also had one with a large scorpion. I have to say, the group I’m traveling with is not cut out for this kind of stuff, they would starve and be very sober if deserted in Laos.

20130111-202436.jpgOn to a beautiful waterfall to end the day

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LUANG PROBANG, LAOS

Flew, Laos Airlines, to Luang Probang this morning. Must say the Laos planes are far superior to the Mongolian Airlines fleet, but again we got there, so shouldn’t complain. This is where you want to go in Laos, in the countryside, beautiful landscape, and of course a lot of Buddhists. I may get Buddha’d out one of these days.

20130111-044023.jpgWe travel by “tuk tuk” because the roads are too small for larger vehicles, no worry about seatbelts or safety issues, you’re just hanging out there. Our guide is really interesting, half the trip is learning how other people live and he provides so much of that. Yes there will be another beer photo soon, I have them but need to dole them out slowly.

20130111-044609.jpgOur hotel is on the Mekong River with a view to die for. Doesn’t get much better than this

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Second day in Vietviantes, Laos

I love standing next to reclining Buddhas, this is not the first and will probably not be the last.

20130109-202821.jpgWe did do some serious touring through a site that is helping people still being blown up by cluster bombs we dropped on Laos in the Viet Nam war. Bombs are still going off in fields when children find them and think they are toys or farmers hit them. There are evidently many, many thousands of bombs still in the ground.

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20130109-203152.jpgNow after that sobering thought we get on to embedding ourselves in Laos. Grasshoppers and crickets for appetizers. I was messy on removing the winds of my grasshopper but got better as I went along. The photo is of my wings and the cricket I was about to devour. Much better in dipping sauce.

20130109-203444.jpgJust like home, the guide took home the left over bugs in a doggy bag

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Vientiane, Laos

After flying for two days and 4 hours sleep we arrived in Vientiane, the capitol of Laos, pop. about 850,000. I immediately went to the ATM and got 1,000,000 lao-kips, I was a millionaire at last only to find out I had about $125. I really like the idea of 1,000,000 much better.

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This is typical of the wiring throughout the city. Seems to work but I think it wouldn’t get by our city inspectors.

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No trip would be complete without tasting the local beer. Laobeer.

Tomorrow we’ll do more exploring, when we are fully awake.